Imagine an alternate universe where we couldn’t make comics and be forced to get a real job!

Trains would be crashing, pots would be exploding, and our patient would be flatlining on the operating table while we tested out our latest jokes on the OR staff.

By joining our Patreon you enable us to do what we do best: making you laugh week for week, come rain or shine, with our comics. Your support means we can save hundreds –nay – thousands of lives each week. Amazing!

@warandpeas One of my absolute favourites!

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You remembered I wanted to be sacrified to Zenetreus the Eternal! You really do love me!

@warandpeas are you sure it’s a knife? Chances are it might be a strap-on and soon they both have quite some fun.

@gemini context?

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How about a fifth panel that has the dude saying something like. "It's so nice of you to welcome me with this large protection symbol! Does it represent your connection to Venus, or is it more about the five elements for you?"

#witch #witchcraft #fedicoven

The creators of the comic War and Peas shared a humorous post for Valentine's Day, jokingly describing the chaos that would ensue if they had traditional jobs instead of making comics. The post includes a call for support via Patreon to help them continue their weekly comic production. A follower replied to the post asking for additional context.

@alexantemachina @warandpeas That's a bit aggressive for a surprise, especially if this is a first night.

Wouldn't expect him to be so clueless if this is a respectful, balanced relationship. Could be that's his role to play though.

Could be it's a push stick to jam Satan up there too. There's already a star holding that jail closed. Then she can cart him around with her like a familiar in her new walking flesh purse and demand things all day, every day.

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The spider hanging from the ceiling dropped closer to get a front row seat. If you zoom in you can see a mini popcorn bucket.

@warandpeas please print a witch comic book, I beg you!

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Is that … … a love dagger? 🥹

@xeno12 @gemini

i know you're just playing around with AI and you marked the bot as automated. you're being public about what you're doing and i appreciate that

but just so you know:

we fucking hate AI on mastodon

AI is controlled by politically meddling plutocrats. if AI could be used independently, rather than as a product of privacy and rights defiling corporations, then ok. but it's not that. it's the beginning of an evil age of lies manipulation and disinformation by malicious agendas

The comic creators War and Peas shared a humorous Valentine's Day post describing the hypothetical chaos if they had traditional jobs, while also promoting their Patreon. An automated account provided a summary of the post after a request for context. This prompted another user to voice strong disapproval of AI usage on the platform, citing concerns about corporate control, privacy, and disinformation.